I get zero credit for creating this, but I feel like this could become a very good way to watch Tigers games and also blackout by the the middle of the 5th inning. Feel free to add your own "allenism's" and their respected drinking amount.
THE
ROD ALLEN
DRINKING GAME
1 DRINK ————————————————————————————————————————–––
When Rod says “Mario” or “partner.”
3 DRINKS ————————————————————————————————————————–
When Rod says “elevated.”
When Rod says “skipper.”
5 DRINKS ————————————————————————————————————————–
When Rod makes any kind of reference to a player or his ability being “special”
When Rod says the phrase “oh no he didn’t.”
When Rod says the phrase “from time to time.”
When Rod says “cheese.”
When Rod says “features,” “featuring” or “featured.”
When Rod refers to Leyland as a beauty.
When Rod says “filthy.”
When Rod repeats a statement or point he made earlier in the game.
7 DRINKS —————————————————————————————————————————
Whenever Rod says he talked to someone at batting practice.
When Rod says the phrase “professional hitter.”
8 DRINKS ——————————————————————————————————————————–
When Rod makes reference to his coaching/broadcasting career in Arizona.
When Rod makes reference to Kenny Rogers’ influence on the young pitching staff.
Whenever Rod makes the statement “some kind of _____.” (IE: Some kind of smooth)
Whenever Rod talks about the benefit to a defense when a young pitcher works quickly.
When Mike Maroth is pitching and Rod mentions Tom Glavine’s influence on him.
10 DRINKS ————————————————————————————————————————————–
When Rod asks Mario if he worked out today. » Drink double if he asks this during a home game.
When Rod makes reference to cotton candy. » Drink double if he makes reference to pink cotton candy.
When Rod makes reference to how much fun Pudge is having. » Drink double if it is anyone else.
When Rod makes reference to the Carlos Guillen trade.
When Rod says the phrase “game within the game.”
When Rod says the phrase, “the unintentional, intentional walk.”
When Rod makes reference to how “smooth” any of the Tiger middle infielders are. » Drink double if it is anyone else.
12 DRINKS —————————————————————————————————————————————————–
When Rod makes reference to his playing career. * Rod only had about 50 career ABs, 20 with the Tigers.
20 DRINKS —————————————————————————————————————————————————— ——
When the footage of Rod charging the mound in Japan is shown.
General Silliness 2 drinks may be had when Rod displays general silliness. This optional rule can be applied in group or individual play and can be declared before the game or invoked when the silliness occurs. General silliness can be loosely interpreted as that’s why it’s not technically part of the rules. Experienced players will recognize
this activity which can include stepping over the play by play with yelps, screams or any array of noises, use of non-words, abundant laughing or appearing overly giddy.
