Friday, March 03, 2006

TIGERS ARE FUCKING UNDEFEATED

PENNANT FEVER IS RUNNING RAMPANT IN EAST LANSING/LAKELAND FLORIDA. THE CHAMPAGNE IS ON ICE. THE TIGERS ARE FUCKING 2-0 AFTER BLOWING OUT THE MOCCA-SUCKS FROM FLORIDA SOUTHERN 4-3, AND THEN IMMEDIATELY DROPPIN' SERIOUS ELBOWS ON THE RED'S 8-5 THE NEXT DAY.

Slim Rodriguez led off the game against the Red's with a dinger to RF and then went 3-3 on the day...hopefully, this means he has decided to sacrifice his testicles in getting back on steroids in order to help the sqaud. Nasty Nate Robertson pitched 2 shutout innings with 3 strikeouts. I imagine he'll keep up that 10.5 Strikeout per game average.

Also, as I type this the Tigers are up 8-4 in the 3rd inning against the hated Reds. It was 2-2 in the 2nd inning. I can only assume Nook logan, Carlos PAINYA, Meathook, Magglio, Polanco and Kevin Hooper hit the first ever back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back HR's in baseball history. And those 2 runs that Maroth gave up? Those were pity runs. Everyone knows the Reds are simply inferior...no need to rub it in their faces.


This will get you butt-pysched for baseball season. Here's Ernie Harwell.
http://www.msu.edu/~drozepat/today/Ernie%20Harwell's%20-%20Last%20vice%20of%20the%20turtle.mp3

"...AND THE THE VOICE OF THE TURTLE IS HEARD IN OUR LAND"

don't ask me to try to explain the voice of the turtle. I can only imagine its some kind of chirping, kind of pussy noise. I mean, its a fucking turtle, its not going to growl or roar or anything. And also, don't ask me to explain how a turtles voice symbolizes spring and baseball. It just does, Ernie's always right, and if you think differently, well your a fucking travesty to the human race.

go tigers

2 comments:

ziggos said...

do you miss the logos with the ferocious tiger clawing its way through the hole in the 'd'?

Brady Green said...

good question ziggos.

I personally hate that logo compared to the "olde english D" and if anyone gives me a hat with that logo I will claw my way through their heart. I am doing the world a favor that way.